After all that big deal of trying to post more often, I missed a week! I hate procrastination!!! I wanna strangle it and let it die in the dust, but I can't do that since procrastination isn't a living thing. Even if it was, I wouldn't do it considering I could go to jail for murder.
Anyways, it has been a while since I had written anything in my story, cuz I've got writers block! (Dun dun dunnnnn) the worst thing is that last time I hung out with Broranges, he pointed out all the details I missed. I had read his a long time ago, so I forgot that they were on an island, which means I have to change a lot of events. Now I have to keep that in mind with any new chapters, and it seems to be more difficult.
But a few days ago, I suddenly had a day where I was temporarily obsessed with Jeff the Killer. I did a creepy doodle of his face (just eyes and mouth), and to make sure I was doing it right I googled pictures of him. Some of this chiz is really cool! I downloaded some of them on my phone, and I will share with you my favorite out of all. It is now my phone wallpaper. For some reason, whenever I look at it, I get a weird feeling, like I'm mesmerized or something. I can't tell if it is good or bad, but it actually seems to lean toward good.
After that, I felt like reading his background story on creepypasta again. The first time was with Broranges a few months ago. I also read a long 5-part short story and one about a brawl between him and Slenderman.
Now, I'll tell you about a dream I had. It happened more during the 30 minutes when you are falling asleep but you are still half-awake. Apparently I was sleeping when Jeff somehow snuck into our house and went into my room. He was at the foot of my bed holding his knife and leaning in for the kill. Right before he touched me, I opened my eyes and gasped in shock and surprise.
He probably expected a scared scream, but I actually did more of a fan girl scream. "OH MY GOSH JEFF THE KILLER?!?! YOU ARE REAL?!?!" He put on a really confused face on. "You've heard of me?" "Well DUH your background story is on the Internet, and there's a lot of drawings and fan fictions of you! Hold on let me get on creepypasta."
I showed him the Jeff the Killer story on creepypasta on my phone, and he just scrolled down in awe. Meanwhile I went to the bathroom where I found my sister getting ready for bed. "Jeff the Killer is in my room!" Obviously she started freaking out, but I told her I was trying to stall and stuff, and she started calling the police. I went back into my room, and had a conversation with him. We started becoming buddies. We even took a snapchat together and I sent it to some people.
The police did arrive, but it was too late. He had killed me on my bed by stabbing me in the heart and escaped before the cops could get him. I still think it was kinda a cool way to die. Getting to know a teen serial killer right before being murdered would be a more interesting story to tell in heaven than some other things. (Look up "dumb ways to die" on YouTube!)
Anyways, having the temporary obsession gave me the idea for a section of my book. It will probably be later in the book, but I plan to have it there. Thanks Jeff!
Also, thanks to Broranges pretty much FORCING me to, I read some manga I've never read before. Another friend had requested some of them too, so I figured they were good, EXCEPT ONE. I planned to never ever ever read/watch Naruto.
I seem to have this thing where when something is extremely popular, I don't want it. Take Hunger Games. That book was super famous, and became even more famous after the first movie. Everyone recommended it. I didn't want to read it. My 6th grade teacher had read it to us, in which I remember almost nothing, and it didn't interest me much. When people ask me if I've read it, I tell them that and they are all "Well, then read it!" Then I tell them what little I remember I didn't like enough to read it myself. I REFUSED to watch the movie.
Another example is Harry Potter. Once a long time ago I tried reading the first book. I wasn't even half-way when I couldn't take it anymore. I was almost falling asleep while reading it. I can watch the movies- in fact, I went to the premiere of the last movie. But I honestly like a lot of movies more than those.
Now here's Naruto. It is so popular, there are over 60 books at this point (I think) and who knows how many episodes. But it just seemed so STUPID. Being the strange rebel-ish person I am, I refused to have anything to do with such. But somehow Broranges convinced me to read at least a little bit. (He can convince me to do a LOT of stuff... I just realized that...)
I got the first 3 books of Naruto, Bleach, Full-Metal Alchemist, and DeathNote. I honestly liked all of them. But I couldn't stand to liking Naruto. No one likes to be proven wrong! I kinda feel like a puppy with its tail between its legs walking away in shame.
So, since DeathNote has only 12 books, I'm reading that one first. So far I love it. It is as messed up (never mind, more) than being temporarily obsessed with Jeff the Killer! There is just a quality of them that makes the back of my head whisper "This is so messed up" while I read it so intently my eyes start to go red. I am not sure if I am torturing myself or if I'm forming into an emo/goth, whatever the difference is.
I think I'm done for the day.
That's all, folks!

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