This is the second part of my post.
On Friday, I was just sitting around pondering upon the mysteries of life (as I often do) when all of a sudden a thought hits me in the face then punches my stomach and smacks me around until my whole body is bruised. (Just kidding about the whole beating me up thing... But it did hit me hard.)
HUMAN-CAT HYBRIDS. Think about it: that would be cool, huh? I mean, I've seen lots of drawings of people with cat ears and tails, and they seem like they are totally awesome. I'd love to have a cat baby (if there was a way to avoid doing "it" with a cat)!
I started imagining what it would be like if I had cat kids. I would have twins, one girl and one boy. They would have blue or green eyes, and they would be cat eyes, where they are more almond-shaped and they turn into slits when it's bright outside. They would probably have light brown or black hair (have YOU ever seen a cat with dark brown fur?). Hopefully, they only have fur on the ears and tail. Their mouths might be shaped more like a w. The palms of the hands and the bottom of the feet might be squishier than most humans, to resemble their paws.
Their abilities would be strengthened. All 5 senses would be more acute. They could jump higher, and would not be hurt when they fall, due to their "paws." Their nails/claws would be extremely sharp and cut deep. They would probably be plenty limber. So pretty much human 2.0.
Apart from already being good fighters by genes, I would also train my kids in different fighting styles. Wrestling, boxing, kickboxing, krav-maga, street fighting- those are just SOME of the possibilities. Of course, my focus would be in multiple martial arts styles. (Cats are natural ninjas, and I need to strengthen my children's ninja-ness.)
In general, they would be awesome.
And people wonder why I love cats so much.
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